But you’re the Roman Empire, yeah! So you’ve got vomitoriums and orgies to look forward to… Let the President lead the way! ‘Cause no one cares in America and… I don’t know. In Europe, we’re just watching you, and going, ‘What are you doing?’ ‘Cause in France they wouldn’t care, and in Britain, they’d get shot. If the Prime Minister had done something, everyone would go, ( mumbling sheepishly ).
‘Can the government say what was happening on the recent affair with the Prime Minister?’
‘Well, the government would like to say ( more mumbling ).’
‘Thank you.’” —Eddie Izzard