July 2010
12 posts
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‘The meek shall inherit the earth.’ I think they should all get together and pool their resources like, ‘LOCK AND LOAD!’ *gun cocking noise*
‘What do we want?’
‘THE EARTH.’
‘When do we want it?’
‘NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!’
” —Eddie Izzard on religion. (via constantobsession)
“And the National Rifle Association says that, ‘Guns don’t kill people, people do,’ but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, ‘Bang!’ That’s not going to kill too many people, is it? You’d have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that.”
—Eddie Izzard (via ravelovegood)
“I finished my last tour in Canada in girly mode, and I’m just back in boy mode now. I consider it a superhero thing. It involves wearing a dress, wearing makeup - and fighting people who have a problem with it.”
—Eddie Izzard, Daily Fix | Comedy News | Comedy Central
“She said, ‘Spell “ant,’” and I wrote out the entire alphabet. She said, ‘That doesn’t spell “ant.”’ And I said, ‘It’s in there somewhere! There’s the A, there’s the N, there’s the T – the rest are silent!’”
—Eddie Izzard (via fuckyeahbritishcomedians)
“Human beings think we’re pretty damn groovy because we’ve got two things: we have communication and we have thumbs.”
—Eddie Izzard (via mrlovett)
