dress to kill.

March 2011

31 posts

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I was an agnostic—which is a good place to be—in case He really is there… ‘No! I really did! I was with you!’

I decided I’m an atheist or a non-theist—I just don’t believe in the floaty bloke. Apparently, there are a billion people who don’t believe in God in the world, so quite a big… sort of congregation… I don’t know if that’s the right word, is it? What a big group. We can all get together and do nothing!

” —Eddie Izzard

Mar 31, 201116 notes

#Eddie Izzard #Live From Madison Square Garden

Mar 30, 2011251 notes

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Mar 29, 2011384 notes

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“So [John Paul II] was looking for a coming together, I believe, a sort of, uh, synergy between the major five religions, being Christianity, Judaism, Islam, RCA, Sony…Buddhism and Hinduism, ya know. Because apart from the two silly ones, they all got Jesus in, yeah? And I’m not gonna tell you about the silly ones…because if you can’t work out what they are, you’re probably the person in the plane who watches when they do the belt bit.” —Eddie Izzard (via Circle)

Mar 28, 201116 notes

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Mar 27, 201136 notes

#Eddie Izzard #Ocean's 13

“I can prove there is no God. There’s two little proofs I have here. One: that he doesn’t fucking come down EVER; and two: that if there was a God he would have flicked Hitler’s head off… dontcha think? Cause, you know, some people say ‘oh, God’s not supposed to intervene!’ Well, fuck off then, you know? A lot of people have gotten into a lot of cold, stone buildings and mumbled very positive things towards Him—He could of at least flicked Hitler’s head off, don’t you think?” —Eddie Izzard

Mar 26, 201150 notes

#Eddie Izzard #Live From Madison Square Garden

“Throwing up is an Opera: you can’t understand a word anyone’s saying and it goes on forever.” —Eddie Izzard (Live from Madison Square Garden)

Mar 25, 201113 notes

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Mar 24, 201153 notes

#Eddie Izzard #John Cleese

“Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18[gibberish]. And that book was an interesting book, cause it was called ‘Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You.’” —Eddie Izzard (via andramaulana)

Mar 23, 201136 notes

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Mar 22, 201146 notes

#Eddie Izzard #Velvet Goldmine

Mar 21, 2011253 notes

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Mar 20, 201116 notes

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Mar 19, 20115 notes

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Mar 18, 201112 notes

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Mar 17, 201172 notes

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Play

Mar 16, 201137 notes

#Eddie Izzard #Glorious

Mar 15, 20119 notes

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“People think I’m on drugs, and I’m not. Just a bit of coffee. When I take drugs I go, ‘Would you like insurance? And pensions? Very sensible.’ So don’t take drugs otherwise you’ll go like that. But thimbles is what I really want to talk about, because they don’t get enough press these days, do they?” —Eddie Izzard, Definite Article (viabeam song)

Mar 14, 201117 notes

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“Do you know there’s other countries?” —Eddie Izzard (to his American audience), Circle (via shyturtle)

Mar 13, 20111 note

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Mar 12, 201171 notes

#Eddie Izzard #Glorious