I was an agnostic—which is a good place to be—in case He really is there… ‘No! I really did! I was with you!’
I decided I’m an atheist or a non-theist—I just don’t believe in the floaty bloke. Apparently, there are a billion people who don’t believe in God in the world, so quite a big… sort of congregation… I don’t know if that’s the right word, is it? What a big group. We can all get together and do nothing!