dress to kill.
May 2011
29 posts
“When Eddie Izzard is naked, is he a naked transvestite?”
—Ricky Gervais. (via suitableforvegans)
“We throw sticks at dogs, that’s the level we have dogs at. You’d never dream of throwing one for a cat. We throw sticks for dogs, and dogs go, “Oh, he’s dropped his stick! I better go and get that. [mimes chasing after the stick] Saw you dropped your stick there, thought I’d bring it back. And you – hang on! [mimes giving the stick back and follows it with eyes as it’s thrown again] Did you see me just bring that back? And then you … you dropped it again? This is very weird. I don’t know what’s going on here. [mimes bringing the stick back again] Now, hang on to it this time, I don’t want to piss about all the time. You think I enjoy this? There you … don’t fucking throw it!” That’s why the third time, when they come back, they won’t give it to you. They go, [through clenched teeth] “No … I won’t let you take it!”
—Eddie Izzard (via couturecookie)
Reasons why i'm excited about RHI entertainment's "Treasure Island"
CAST:
- Eddie Izzard
- Philip Glenister
- Daniel Mays
- Donald Sutherland
- Elijah Wood
- Shirley Henderson
“Yesterday, we went hunting and half our tribe was killed… when they fell on themselves. And I’ve hurt my knee. And… we’ve got no butter.”
—Neanderthals according to Eddie Izzard (via yes-indeed)
