“When Eddie Izzard is naked, is he a naked transvestite?” —Ricky Gervais. (via suitableforvegans)
“We throw sticks at dogs, that’s the level we have dogs at. You’d never dream of throwing one for a cat. We throw sticks for dogs, and dogs go, “Oh, he’s dropped his stick! I better go and get that. [mimes chasing after the stick] Saw you dropped your stick there, thought I’d bring it back. And you – hang on! [mimes giving the stick back and follows it with eyes as it’s thrown again] Did you see me just bring that back? And then you … you dropped it again? This is very weird. I don’t know what’s going on here. [mimes bringing the stick back again] Now, hang on to it this time, I don’t want to piss about all the time. You think I enjoy this? There you … don’t fucking throw it!” That’s why the third time, when they come back, they won’t give it to you. They go, [through clenched teeth] “No … I won’t let you take it!” —Eddie Izzard (via couturecookie)
Reasons why i'm excited about RHI entertainment's "Treasure Island"
- Eddie Izzard
- Philip Glenister
- Daniel Mays
- Donald Sutherland
- Elijah Wood
- Shirley Henderson
and you can't eat popcorn to that, you're going:
What is it Sebastian, I'm arranging matches.