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Yes.
And we had the Pagans in Britain. You didn’t really have the Pagans here. You had the Native Americans and it was much more of a warrior, aboriginal-type existence, and… we had the Pagans. They were into sex, death, and religion in an interesting night-time telly type of way. And we had the Druids! Long white robes, long white beards, early transvestites, didn’t get their shaving together; and they built Stonehenge, one of the biggest henges in the world. No one’s built a henge like that ever since. No one knows what the fuck a henge is! Before Stonehenge, there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge, but a big bad wolf came and blew them down, and three little piggies were relocated to the projects.
And we had the Pagans in Britain. You didn’t really have the Pagans here. You had the Native Americans and it was much more of a warrior, aboriginal-type existence, and… we had the Pagans. They were into sex, death, and religion in an interesting night-time telly type of way. And we had the Druids! Long white robes, long white beards, early transvestites, didn’t get their shaving together; and they built Stonehenge, one of the biggest henges in the world. No one’s built a henge like that ever since. No one knows what the fuck a henge is! Before Stonehenge, there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge, but a big bad wolf came and blew them down, and three little piggies were relocated to the projects.
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Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill
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Reblogged from The Lion in Tiger Town
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