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‘Give us cash! I steal from the rich and give to the poor! I’m trying to be a myth! Give us cash!’
‘No, I’m not gonna give you cash.’
‘Go on, I steal from the rich. Are you rich?’
‘No, I’m … comfortable.’
‘That’s no good. I can’t steal from the fairly well-off and give to the moderately-impoverished! That’s not gonna swing, is it?’
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Eddie Izzard on Robin Hood
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