dress to kill.

Pavlov’s Cat Results:
Day 1: Rang bell- cat fucked off.
Day 2: Rang bell - cat went and answered door.
Day 3: Rang bell - cat said he’d eaten earlier.
Day 4: Went to ring bell on day 4 but cat had stolen batteries.
Final day - day 5: Went to ring bell with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell - so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell. I ate food.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I want some brown bread. Two words; first word, sounds like ‘brown.’