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And we had the Pagans in Britain. You didn’t really have the Pagans here. You had the Native Americans and it was much more of a warrior, aboriginal-type existence, and… we had the Pagans. They were into sex, death, and religion in an interesting night-time telly type of way. And we had the Druids! Long white robes, long white beards, early transvestites, didn’t get their shaving together; and they built Stonehenge, one of the biggest henges in the world. No one’s built a henge like that ever since. No one knows what the fuck a henge is! Before Stonehenge, there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge, but a big bad wolf came and blew them down, and three little piggies were relocated to the projects.
Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill
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The last supper according to Eddie Izzard
Alright lads, Leonardo Da Vinci’s painting the picture. Everyone get into position.
Jesus, why are you doing the ~big arms~ thing?
I dunno, I just thought I’d do the big arms thing…
Well, I’m gonna do the big arms thing as well!
Yeah, me too!
Look, we can’t all do big arms! We’ll look like a squadron of spitfires for fuck’s sake. I’ll do big arms and you look at me and go “ooh he’s doing big arms.”
You goin’ to the city today?
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“I…have invented a MANEUVER~!”
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“We built up empires…”
Dressed To Kill (1998) He has the best facial expressions, EVER.
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