This is your pilot speaking. Welcome to flight one from here to there. We’ll be flying at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a thermos of coffee.
— Eddie Izzard (via wanderinggermandisciple)
mrstrickster:

LET US KISS WITH TONGUE!!

mrstrickster:

LET US KISS WITH TONGUE!!

(Source: philliptunalunatique)

Reblogged from I swear I'm not sane
There’s a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didn’t say, ‘I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.’
— Eddie Izzard (via bayoublackjack)
btfreek:

LET US KISS WITH TONGUES!

btfreek:

LET US KISS WITH TONGUES!

notseriousenough:

He also said, ‘Kyuhnngg endishtuhn empiwichweng…’

…And I believe him!”