dress to kill.

domwake:

Please, continue Steve.

flyingmousetrapcircus:

I think this is quite possibly the best subtitle ever.

whitepajamas:

[on opera]
Eddie Izzard: [singing] “Figaro! Figaro! Figaro! Figaro! Figaro! Figaro! Figaro! Figaro! Figaro! Figaro! Figaro! Figaro! Figaro!” WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO? Did he eat something? What, has he got a bad leg? I know his first name! Continue. 

whitepajamas:

[A conversation between two ancient Greek soldiers.] 
Eddie Izzard: [mimes waving a dead guy on the end of a spear in the air] ”They’ll think you’re signalling!” “I’m not, I’m just trying to get the dead guy off the end of my spear!” “They’ll probably think he’s a pole vaulter, having a really weird— having a real tough day at the office.” [giggles, pauses, then bursts into silent laughter] These gigs are just for me, you realise.