Did he put two of every animal in the world on the boat? NO! How could I be so sure? Try it.
— Eddie Izzard (during his routine about Noah’s Arc)

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Reblogged from Der Krieger
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Star Trek impersonations: the overly dramatic Dr McCoy

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Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Human Evolution

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Reblogged from the gypsy players
welcometomyflyingcircus:

EDDIE IZZARD KILLING EVERYTHING INSIDE ME RIGHT NOW…

welcometomyflyingcircus:

EDDIE IZZARD KILLING EVERYTHING INSIDE ME RIGHT NOW…

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Not even God has read the Terms & Conditions
— Eddie Izzard (via bethanybox)
Reblogged from Air Mail From Paris
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Reblogged from Joies
I saw an advert for ‘awesome hot dogs — only $2.99!’ If they were ‘awesome,’ you would be going (labored breathing) ‘I cannot breathe… for the way… the sausage… is held… by the bun… it is… it is… it is speaking to me… it is saying ‘We are lips and thighs of a donkey!’
EDDIE IZZARD, on hot dogs and the true meaning of “awesome,” from Circle (via inothernews)
welcometomyflyingcircus:

just no…
Reblogged from Scruffy Men In Suits
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loveadvocated:

Eddie Izzard is Grandpa in The Munsters Reboot
Full Story: http://www.comingsoon.net/news/tvnews.php?id=88230

loveadvocated:

Eddie Izzard is Grandpa in The Munsters Reboot

Full Story: http://www.comingsoon.net/news/tvnews.php?id=88230

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